ugh why is he so hott
I will not settle for anything less than his perfection. OMG gahhh
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 19: I'm going to fuck the entire swim and diving team and no one can stop me
Views on 2012 Olympic Games.
Normal people watching Olympics: This is a triumph of the human spirit. Look at how the whole world comes together. Who won the gold?
Horny guys watching Olympics: FUCK YEAH BEACH VOLLEYBALL!!!!!!UNF!!!
Horny girls watching Olympics: Fuck yeah male swimmers. I wanna take those speedos off with my teeth. UNF, I love a man in uniform. *ovaries explode*
Tumblr users watching Olympics: trolololol make a derp face and I will find you. Queen Meme. Every joke that can be made will be made.
Me watching Olympics: WAIT!!!!!HOLD ON ERRYBAWDY. ISN'T THIS IN LONDON? WTF WHY THEY SHOW ATHLETES. I JUST WANNA SEE PRINCE HARRY. UNF!! ONE DAY WE'RE GETIING MARRIED. I HAVE A WHOLE PLAN TO MEET HIM.He is so perfect.....the things I would do to him. Unf. OMG RED HAIR SHHHHHHHH......DAMN FALSE ALARM. I WILL BE HERE WHEN HE SHOWS HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE.
Everyone around me: ............................................
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i have a boyfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
me: oh and crocs